Fag-Act 1(South Park Elementary, hallway. The bell rings and after a few seconds, the kids pile out and start heading towards their lockers. Craig is rubbing his head, Clyde walking next to him.)Fag-Act 1
Craig- (Rubbing his head) I don’t know why he had to hit me.
Clyde- (Rolls his eyes and points at Craig) You’re the idiot who couldn’t spell Colorado.
(Stan’s locker. He is putting most of his books in there when Kyle approaches.)
Kyle- Stan, what are you doing tonight? Wanna come over?
Stan- Nah, I can’t. I have…something I’m doing tonight.
Kyle-
Boys and Girls Act IV(Kyle’s house, immediately after school. They are having an early dinner, sans Gerald. Kyle’s plate has hardly been touched, and he has a notebook out on his lap. Kyle is looking down at it. Meanwhile, Sheila is trying to feed Ike.)Boys and Girls Act IV
Sheila- (Trying to force a spoon down his throat) Ike, you have to eat your Hakkagahaka!
Ike- (Moving away from her) Noooo-no-no-no!
(He swats the spoon away, and it flies onto Kyle’s plate, which causes some sort of meat to move off and land on his lap- or, what should be his lap. It instead lands on the notebook. He jumps up and wipes it off.)
Ky
Boys and Girls Act III(A week later, the mayor’s office. Several forms and letters are on her desk and the television is on. The mayor is at her desk and is flanked on either side by her aides. Attention is focused on the television, which is on Channel 4.)Boys and Girls Act III
Anchor Tom- (Chuckles)-And that is one use for a muscle stimulator that I don’t think I recommend. In other news, a recent poll shows that a whopping 70% of townspeople do not believe the Mayor is trying her best to solve the Painter situation. Here is a report by our very own Redneck with a tie.
(Shot outside of the Mayor’s office. A middle aged Redneck with red hair, o
Boys And Girls Act II(Bus stop, next Monday. No one is there yet. Three children enter the frame, looking upset. The first one has scraggly black hair that is a little shiny, some eye shadow and mascara, purple jacket with a flower indent on the right side, purple gloves, and a purple skirt that ends right below the knees. The second one has her long ginger hair tied back, largish green tank top, green gloves, and a long flowing orange skirt. The third one is in a bright blue parka, very feminized. All three carry handbags. As they settle, all three are looking at the ground. The second one sighs.)Boys And Girls Act II
Third one- (Muffled) Waaahaaaha…
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